***Sell this bottle of alcohol followed by the shortest salary negotiation***
Interviewer- Can you sell this bottle of alcohol thrice the price?
Neal- Do you drink?
Interviewer- No, I don’t.
Neal- Then why don’t you taste it today?
Interviewer- Alcohol is bad for health.
Neal- Who told that? Science has proven alcohol can lengthen your life. It can even keep you warm in this cold.
Interviewer- I don’t think so. Prove me wrong. I will select you right now..!
Neal- Moderate alcohol consumption works as medicine.
Interviewer- People are dying due to alcohol.
Neal- People are dying because of “Drink and drive”. Not because of alcohol. I’m the living proof of that.
Neal- It also fight gallstone and lowers the chance of diabetes. One bottle can’t make you dead. You must try once in a life time.
Interviewer- Okay. How much?
Interviewer- What? You are just telling double the normal price.
Neal- We have made this specially for the people who drinks for the first time. You will remain stable after drinking.
Interviewer- Still, if something happens to me?
Neal- We have an 50 lakh insurance plan for you just for 3000 more.
Interviewer- [Laughs] Great job. You are the right candidate for our sales team.
How much salary do you expect?
Neal- Nothing now. I want you to taste me like that bottle of alcohol. After a month we will decide.
[Neal’s priority is to get selected first. Not the salary.]
If I perform, give me the best salary. If I don’t, you can fire me.
[Showed confidence as Neal already knows no body fires their employee after 1 month of training. Trained employees are assets.]